Nobody else but Iphone Joan would be worthy to bring to light any suffering under the banking crisis as everyone thinks that everyone explains their lives in terms of money -Iphone Joan knows that it is in terms of reality.
Margaret Thatcher had a handbag - phone button Joan Burton has her Iphone; it could even bring down foreign governments...if they built a time machine. Its a tall story. We cannot underestimate the worth of its glory. She's a weapon for the mob. Not a knob or a sliding switch, with a wig of a bob in high heels, but a virtual, light, pressed tap. or maybe just slightly depressing. Its a tall story.
Christ could come back sooner but that she would wear a taller wig...if she wore high heels...and she does. He might already be here. Its in the stars ordained - its aligned in the movements of the planets. A comet just came. Consider the implications. He could come back sooner if she gets it right - if she gets it wrong, though, that comet might turn around and hit the earth next time...she'd wanna be careful and watch her every step.
If the phones drones Joan Burton's phone buttons brings but do not highlight ungodly torture in the highest places - she might not be representing her job. If she does not represent the most brutal inhumane attacks on humankind these last seven and ten years - she might not be worthy of the representation of its place contending the battle of the lesson of the experience of brutality in terms of the reality of the beseigment of Jobstown, that day...
If she cannot get all the way to Camp X-ray and Guantanamo with her representation of torture, she might not get the contract to represent its glory - its a tall story. She must at least have a helicopter over her head - tis sealed - she can go all the way. She could be airlifted to the pentagon or her wig might stay on her head - and brought from the scene to an underground secret air base - discussing the power of her angst - she's like a trinity in The Matrix to the Frenchman - she doesn't have to take this bullshit. Or at least a mouse - maybe - I dunno its a loose reference - maybe its taller that the story be told properly and with the fullest Iphones representations on board pulling their strings from the cloud that brings us our water.
She could sing the theme tune to the smurfs without uttering a single la la - and yet force the powers that be unkidnap Madeline Macan - she could sing her in terms of reality; and all of a sudden the powers that be in Brussels could know - we won't as humankind put up with this brutality - we won't put up with torture - we won't put up with the violence of poverty; we won't put up with never-ending war and sleeping walking into war - as though walking zombies into walls - or maybe that was just Joan on her own.
But so as to represent what to this day money has not settled what it thinks its doing on this sphere in terms of egg governance and reality - but that the secret weapon now lurks in Iphones Burton - Joan Burton phone button -extraordinaire- that her Burtonesque film budgeted glory can spread around the world in secret or in the open - so her brutality policy as she digests her experience can be aired behind closed doors or on the media besides but so as that everyone must know what is real - her hairdo is real - Ukraine's is not - in terms of reality she is the situation - she is brutality - she is the angst of its repudiation like Trinity in The Matrix to the Frenchman - she doesn't have to tolerate this bullshit any more - or, was it the budget before - either way the price of eggs will take note.
Stock markets will fluctuate. Its a tall story. Dairy produce has not the beginning or the end of where it is that this glory gets off. She's in high heels. We cannot underestimate how tall as a secret service character the secret weapon as she is might tell off the evil mob - I don't have to take this bullshit any more -that she might become. The price of gold flutters. Silver is refused and the wealth would take instead offshore, as currencies would be asking, but there would not be telling. The price of eggs would circulate, but a function of x would explain no hunger. No suffering. No pain. No horror. No torture. No brutality, but that the reality must be a hum drum drone drib drab drob drub drone voice and a trumpet - singing her la-la tune the melody of the smurfs: "In terms of reality...the price of eggs will not be allowed be misrepresented....but to the suffering of ordinary people, failing to highlight terms of their reality."
Whatever she says next, the spotlight is upon her. She's gotten it off her chest. She doesn't have to take it any more. She's probably suicidal. She probably just got the menopause. Its a tall story. She probably doesn't even have an alibi for where she was when Christ's glory was stolen in The Matrix.
What was that Tallaght strategy? What was the Croke park agreement? What was Jones road and Tallaght doing conspiring in the realm of planning, but all that reasoning zones and rezoning Malarky, and Joan's own moaning has anything to do with it, but that she can do anything to save even her own job.
But, that, were it that anything could be done -to represent the taller story; to represent the brutality going on, elsewhere, we assume torture, but, right here on our doorsteps- the violence of poverty is also representable, without needing ever even a function of x - to represent its quantifiability.
X is a function of judgment of her wig - we do not know which corporation fears most now Grand Jury: it might be Iphones it might be BBC - but only those which were escaping Thatcher's handbag that poll tax ever became public policy - know truly how to fear the power of Iphones buttons Joan Burton.
She could do a job on the mob and frame Steve Jobs assassination but only that the CIA would come clean - she could use the power of her angst in rebuke to get a code-red-type cross-questioning situation unearthing realities predating 911. She could change the outcome of the banking crisis. She could raise Margaret Thatcher's handbag from the grave and wield it now as the Iphone. she could use her strength of repudiation to repudiate the worst kind of evil on this planet. In secret, she is become a secret weapon.
There's more - Penelope Pitstop inspired the costume its clear. She could contend the drama of evil: she's wearing high heels - that's how she does it...its a tall story.