Thursday, September 24, 2015

Hiphop Lyrics Sheet_010915



CONTENTS

1. AVAIN REFUGEE CAMPAIGN

2. DESPERATE DENTIST

3. WORK SOMETHING OUT

4. ALL IMMORTAL ANGELS

5. LOUDER

6. NO LONGER

7. BREAK THE SILENCE

8. All that you can carry in your side pockets

9. THIS WITNESS (8 minutes)

10. SIR KILL OF THE LIGHT

11. “BLACK MARKET MUSIC”


MAIN SECTION
1. AVIAN REFUGEE CAMPAIGN


call an amnesty for the avian refugees
the fucker’s got us digging and we’re in up to our knees -
everybody knows it but nobody tells it
the feotus starts growin and then crackin the shell
shit - we’re in up to our knees, and so we skin up our disease
choker chains hide the fleas, smoke our brains out with the bees
cousin’s buzzin underneath, pushin puzzles in the breeze
he’s not mistaken your disease, skin is flaking in the trees,
hustle muscle till you sneeze….

game one won that day, but that game - always wins
name one, watch ya say, cause that name - always wins
game two, did you say? would you dare - breach the rules?
NAME? BOO! whatcha say? would you dare - teach the fools?

name one – it’s a game on –
identity’s the currency they’re tradin ya shame on
inhibition superstition, out to get you in position
till they make you sign petitions perpetuatin their tradition
one set of rules for the swamp full of fools
another vestibule in the revolutionary school
accusations will be flyin, insinuations that you’re fryin
as they perpetuate the crime, interrogate your line
implicate that you’re fine….

game one won that day, but the game always wins
name one, watch ya say, cause that name - always wins
game two, did you say? would you dare breach the rules?
NAME? BOO! whatcha say? would you dare teach the fools?

plastic lamination in the global circulation
drastic implications for the credit situation
- and so they tell you, - they just want to sell you
- don’t wanna hear you, taste, see or smell you,
just fill, boil and pour you, then there’ll be no more you
they just want to bore you, so just ignore you
you can’t see the right you, you must be the wrong you
they just want to fight you, pin, needle and prong you
just fill up my bong you….

game one won that day, but the game always wins
name one, one you say, but that name always wins
game two, did you say? would you dare - breach the rules?
NAME? BOO! watch ya say? would you dare - teach the fools?

cancel that subscription….



2. DESPERATE DENTIST


these eat you away
situations
such a way
it hits you, eh?
entirely now,
ya untie me now
entice me in how
in time you’ll know

ya too early now
you’re twirlin’ in out
you’re dwellin’ on how
you wanted it now
chew it in half
intuitively
but ya wouldn’t have had
that shit all for free

a break for admission
n’ i been dishin’ it
i ain’t takin’ this shit
this shit didn’t happen

better than that
the pattern on this
the spirit dentist
then disappearing
up here and in this
she peers inside it
for his excitement
its pure incitement

appears he intends it
he peers intensely
a piercing sensation
a person should say shit
up risen and present
our prison shuts early
our parents should surely
approach this with caution

a break for admission
n’ i been dishin’ it
i ain’t takin’ this shit
this shit didn’t happen


a pro, shit, and god, shit
n’ a project what got ya
a brother what cut ya
oh brother how could ya
dream up this expulsion
cream up on his bald chin
enough of this bullshit
i dunno if it spoiled ya

but nothin’ does stand
not understandin’
standin’ not under
not thunder not lightenin’
no wonder don’t strike me
not under this likely
s not over just try me
it’s nuff to destroy me

but listen attentively
this i did tend to flea
yes i did n’ of late
tis showin’ i’s afraid
to show when i was
not what it was of
but when i got laid
this shit didn’t happen

a break for admission
n’ i been dishin’ it
i ain’t takin’ this shit
this shit didn’t happen
the hairs that grow
rehearse the show
now there’s the crow
he has to show ya
that years ago
you used to go
till youse took over
but you still go for it

a break for admission
n i been dishin’ it
i ain’t takin’ this shit
this shit didn’t happen



3. WORK SOMETHING OUT


You’ve gotta wonder
We don’t know where we left off
But it’s the right thing to do
We’re not talking ‘bout the countries
This border’s between me and you
But I gotta tell ya honey
I ain’t got ya sister’s money
But we can work something out

How do you tell yourself
That the older you are
The further you have to fall?
You’ve gotta love the interruption
Between our reflections
But I gotta tell ya honey
I ain’t got ya sister’s money
But we can work something out

Yeah, we had a dream
Where the elders told us
We’re gonna do something dirty
I don’t know if it’s cause I’m thinking
Or cause I’m thinking about you
But I gotta tell ya honey
I ain’t got ya sister’s money
But we can work something out


Yeah, we’ll clean up after
Room 54 has checked out
Said goodbye and left the building
This could be harmful in excess honey
Cause they might have ya sister’s money
And what we can work out
Will more than make up for it
Yeah we can work something out

The landlords come now
Yeah its difficult now we know
Yeah it’s different now in your eyes
But once we’ve expelled the elders
We can tell the sun to rise
So I gotta tell ya honey
I ain’t got ya sister’s money
But we can work something out



4. ALL IMMORTAL ANGELS


Should all Immortal Angels
Finite go their wings to home
Don’t make yourself a cup of coffee
It’s just the ring of a telephone

If even the most elegant of rivers
Pointed from her source does teem
Don’t save me from the Liffey
It’s just the chatter of a stream

Are you then to answer her call
As she asks if yea all
Ethereal clouds could find away
To the nearest telephone

Or to the nearest plain of horses
And our resources
To what they need to keep from you
To telephones and streams

Tell the sky when I get these
Clouds off me back I’ll be in touch
Are they hiring prices
Or just telling us more
But you could answer that yourself

Your gateways are forbidden
And your wells have all run dry
Are they hiring fences
Or just telling us more
But you could answer that yourself


Little boy blue
Is the sky blue
Or have I just turned twenty two
Afraid so afraid
Frightened enlightened
Into your arms I fall
Or am I just twenty something
Other than the time of day
Has she just changed
Or is it just me
Is she just, stupid use your sleeve
Has she just turned twenty three
Has she turned stupid over me
Already there
Do you have a care
Is it all grey or is it getting cloudy in here
Or is she just stupid over me

We’ll let our keys open your body
If you don’t rattle too much
Yeah the money likes it
When funny mikes it
We’ve no illusions about moving stairs
Cheese grated hands
Legs like sawdust
Mother’s made the toaster redundant
We shall be electing other appliances today

5. LOUDER


Clean the old tools for the gaffer
The night before he’ll see them.
Shame’s got you by the balls now,
And its grip is getting sturdy.
Better examine the engine,
As it’s bound to be in a mess,
The right mechanism must be learnt,
It’s time for getting dirty.

Guard your secrets with their shame
Just listen out for the going rate.
It’s underneath the surface game,
The one you love to hate,
He’ll teach you to scream,
For nothing if your boredom.
He’ll smash up your ego,
For nothing if your whoredom.

If not the purses that you found,
The glances that were stolen,
If not the games you should have lost,
Then the doors that were left open.
If not the lies that spiked your drink,
The show you should not have seen,
If not the court case that you adjourned,
Then the judge you should have been.

It’s not a game to him unless
It’s corruptible, wholly interruptible,
We pretend he doesn’t exist,
So we call him nobody.
And we play another game,
The one inside your head now,
We won’t play the other side,
We’ll play the game instead.

We don’t know why
It is that when we do,
We cry the future
Shit, it’s out there,
But the more we do,
So the cry gets louder.



6. NO LONGER


Skin is flaking
You’re not mistaken, are you?
Drop the guilt
You’ll never see the atom split

Flunk the acid test
We know what’s best for you
Can’t be neutral
We’ve already seen your future

Flip the timer
Crack the crimes, or do you?
Against the grains
They trickle down your pain

Scratch another slate
The tiles will make the roof
Insult insulated
Its time again you’re hated

Flicks and phones
May ache our drones
And they won’t take us further

Bricks and loans
May make our moans
But not for that much longer




7. BREAK THE SILENCE


We think because we yap and yatter,
And chit and chatter,
Each moment that we have of
Each moment sufficient inspiration to gain speaking rights,
But each of these moments, all the while, we break the silence.

And that's our patience tether,
Each of these moments,
It might be enough to inspire us,
and all the while, we break the silence.

The bubbles on the mirror,
Disappearin,
We say a prayer in latin so the others aren't the most mocked,
Religious allowance made that others won't think us superior.

Each of these moments,
It might be enough to inspire us,
And all the while, we break the silence.

We're big enough for our boots,
And long enough in the tooth,
Not to get confused at others traditions,
We'll laugh at our own jokes nanny state.

Each of these moments,
It might be enough to inspire us,
And all the while, we break the silence.

You're a good painter,
will you hold this angle grinder.

Hell health heliosphere,
Porn war water,
Iphones drones moans,
Zombies retards morons,
Welfare warfare,
Two by two and off to the ark,
Left right left right and off to war.

Copyright the patent law,
Patent the copyrightion.

Poisoned our animals,
Killed our streams,
Weeping people we the people,
We weep mourn for the animals poisoned the stream,
Killed and the animals gone poisoned our dream,
Weeping from the trees,
Insect kingdom underground.
Anthill and bear's meadow where the cartoon was told

The abuse of deterrent is horrible, what's terrible is besides,
And what is lamentable is the same old tricks

From general interventionism, lacking imagination,
Attention, apprecation, and concern...across the board...

And in response to the same complaint...a contempt of consciousness
Upon a contempt beyond inconscienability
Of being beyond words...and you can't symbolise
Aan egg without unlawful parties...that's rich...
What they forget the tree of knowledge,
And mineral resources tell the race to the bigger explosion
Rather than goodly glory were empire...for a king's ransom...
And ye sing along in some popular culture, of the day,
For it seems time, the king is not god,
And so nor 51% control in the company -
And so nor deity a percentage.
Using these eggs here is provokation of justins eggs
Versus korean both just laughing at this instead and agreeing
This is the funniest. 20 people can't have thrown one egg.
That must be 19 frivolous suits at least.




8. All that you carry in your side pockets


All that you carry in your side pockets
All the chicken curry in your science book
Cracked office CD, The cranks of your city
Flooded cartridge pen, flow the car digit pen [whatever that is]
The light’s shade held now by a passport and map of this place

Delights she dealt now, Biopassport and map of displaced refugees
Might as well empty your trash of its belongings
Midas well is empty; Eurotrash is bull on inks
Incoming water cannon, only bottle and spoon survive
Incoming water cannon, Lonely balls and Spencer fives

Don’t trip over your guitar strings
Don’t trip over your guitar strings
Loose the timetable and save on refunds
Did lease time, refunds for a table for seven
Hang your poetry out to dry; I got your Poe a tree to try

Or laid out as carpet tiled evidence of your musings
Our latest carpets, I’ll doubt your bargains
Have a dance, save your musings
Bus tickets don’t show the length of journey
Just the increase in economic voltage since you got on

But stick its poetry show, delinquent jury, tough for your attorney
The linked off chair, need yiz the increase
In naggin him, I fault him since the Huguenots
Deliberately missed doctors appointments have finally found their time
The liberties missed, they’re made to be missed, but don’t there’s a poignance

On a finely wound earth I’m hit and run diplomacy
Don’t tell the bus driver I’ve got my fingers crossed
Don’t held up a striver, get me off, think its cross
There was no event hopping, there is no heaven hoping
We either forgive each other’s madness or we do questions

We eat or fork if he shudder smell this or weed duck west chin since Ted
Don’t take me I’m a communist, don’t ache me I’m the commonest
One of forty, don’t close me down, won a ford he don’t close me down
Boss gets I’d a dream indifferent state stuff trying this
not if a place new beginning

Postcards reunited in different states of dryness
Not of a place, but getting there
There is a sense of not taking with you anything that is not dispensable.
All that you can’t leave behind, as the man said.

This decision was overlooked, it appears.
It’s like the carry on at the office is no longer gossip.
Stationary that could have found a better use;
significance that could have been found by more conventional means.
Everyday tasks are now remarkable.

Remarkable events are now piecemeal.
Like the contents of your handbag should be common to all,
if not usual for many.
Don’t trip, you tell yourself –
like extra-parental musings you couldn’t wish for.

Rationalising the loss of possessions as being better without them.
Visual imagery of extent of recovered remnants,
pages of poetry and bus tickets.
Rationalising previous actions as having presently found their due significance,
like this is a therapy or medicine that was always required.

Reference to certain events,
our ability to dismiss their coincidence,
or to deny this and their interrelated significance.
An ultimatum to draw a line under certain events.
A plea for productiveness.
Pictures representing a sense of progress towards a state yet unknown.

A running theme of carrying things,
in a bag we presume.
Repossession, defiance,
denial of sources, self-correcting,
an attempt at pitiful realism or real self-pity.

Like chicken curry is the magic secret recipe of some culinary alchemist
for urban traffic inventions.
A sense of listening in on discussion of futuristic designs for border crossing.
A picture painted of a map that defines itself in the ability of its borders to separate and divide.

R interprets P and D
don't trust either side




9. THIS WITNESS (8 minutes)

Would it hurry you up now?
Whatever speed you ride
Would it beg forgiveness?
Whatever now that we hide

Now you see more does it kill you?
So you see enough steal your pride?
Now the sea won’t fill the desert
So you see now why we hide?

Time will tell their grandkids
Some will tell you now their side
Time will tell you planned this
Some you see now why they hide

This witness saw nothing
This witness threw it on the fire
This witness changed his name now
This witness gone retired


10. SIR KILL OF THE LIGHT


The picture holds inside my head:
To move the audience instead,
Yeah, we remember circles,
Before ‘Sir Kill’ and you all changed the rules.
Said, “Fire’s not your friend no more,
Just set alarms and close all doors,”
Yeah, better to be inside,
Where the stars, the elements, and weather hide.

Tonight, too long, it can’t be wrong,
To gather round the flames in song,
With no reluctance for ‘Sir Kill,’
No shame in trade of names,
No petty fill you games,
No, not tu’pence for ‘Sir Kill.’

Too right, too wrong to try a song;
Sarah’s lips not instrumental,
Still she plucks them to the air.
The shadow dancers warm the chords;
Imperfect timing’s monumental,
Where she took them no-one cares.

The picture holds inside our heads:
Won’t move its audience to bed.
Still, pride of place and corner-stage,
The latest version all the rage.
Yeah, we know where the fire’s gone,
The guards of shame have their new game.
Sir Kill’s corrupt, just interrupts
And lives up to his name.


    11. “BLACK MARKET MUSIC”

 “the lady doth protest too much”
- like livin’s not protest enough
free trade on the black market
they’re ridin’ our train”
- and de-ridin’ our brain
free trade on the black market
they’re takin’ our bus”
- and us makin’ no fuss
free trade on the black market
they’re stealing our work”
- drivin our women beserk
free trade on the black market
doublin’ the hunger bribes”
- for all of dublin’s younger tribes
free trade on the black market
education frees”
- hike spikes not fees
free trade on the black market
liberation libretto”
- for the stiletto in the ghetto
free trade on the black market
if the situation’s iffy”
- wit’s your stiffy by the liffey
free trade on the black market
but you know it’s never you”
- stick your pool cue in the stew
we’ll trade on the black market...

Third Quarterly_End-of-Promotion-Cycle-Summary_Blog_Issue 1_24/09/15


Because of 'Too much "Soul-Selling" Shameless Self Promotion Advertising', the Musicians on board, just through their absence, have gone On Strike! The Albeit Imaginary Board meets, nonetheless, to discuss...:


'Third Quarterly End of Promotion Cycle Summary_Issue 1_24/09/15'.

'The State of Monthly Reports', and 'Three-monthly Quarterly Cycles' are on-time, and yet look at the state of them! Not a 'Monthly Report' the whole-year-long to speak of, not alone since Last Xmas recap of the foregoing year, but, since November 2009!

JONESY'S SHOP: FirstComeFirstServe
Figure: 1st Campaign: Jonesy's Shop
Executive? Sure! But, not Power! That Sales and Promotion! Pfff! And, Training! Pfff! (muffled German accent, aside: 'end-uzeer has-tell-tako-veer-beats'....ha ha ti-hi-ti-hi tkkkkkkkkkk......) As these aren't since Welfare! Well, they are aren't, also, doing Hostile-Takeover-Biddings...of Irish Water! On the determinism! ...Of the Corporate Centrist Dictated Agenda! Predetermined! In Fact...And, to the predilection of the Editors and Schedule Managers, nonetheless doubtless rest assured. To argue. As Clock-watching! Mere mortals! To find answerability to 'the responsible, whereof', of course...But, that said, it were in some defined taste, a Seven Years Bad Luck Project well won! But, that it shows...The Board...up, thusly: in light of the End-User's Automated Slavish Tasks:

No Monthly reports, yet Three Quarterlies: Able...So it can't be an attitude-thing? Then? Can it? (if its not only stupidity!) But, not that "The Board" need regard 'all-of-its-assets-at-once' (as any Overhead), as if to say "To look upon The Workforce" and reflect, "Of that which inspires... Even, grammar, getting this far! Pfff! -"...the Document Process -it has been called to a halt- in the Captain's Log's wariness, as equal to such a demand: "none of that Advertising crap, or else we're On Strike". from fingers...you'll know who it means...agent fiddly-bits, undercover.

Figure: 2nd Campaign: Dollars & Cents
Somebody's Enquiry into 'Reason' isn't getting enough attention to justify the universal aspect of...wait...what...sorry, he's a little what?...Sorry?...What?...Shy...is it?...I'm shy!...I see!.... Advertisers 'on-strike' because of 'soul-selling-dogma', encroaching upon the eight-hours Practice due, 'Workers', on-board, to call it an Artform! Only Division of Labour and a 'Need-to-Know Basis' of Compartmentalisation Processes could make Britney Spears and Jordon seem as though being from the same Universe; and, back to The Galaxy with 'Footballers Wives'. That's a mood to set. 'Reality' owns 'Queen of The Galaxy'. I see.

And so its abrupt, isn't it! Like -there you go: 'Front page' of a 'Magazine' and -you're complaining? And, I'd say, you made due effort against it 'happening' too. Even if it was completely accidental. You're not sorry, either! Even if its Automated! Like an absurd Cartoon! And, you're a slave! And, you had nothing to do with planning any of it!

Figure: 3rd Campaign: Jonesy Fanclub
But, then can you really complain? Like, is there really a complaint, in-all-of The Christian Calendars of-all-of, The Mono-linguistic, English-speaking, American and English, English Speaking worlds...Monolinguistically, merely. Is there really anything Shoulder to Shoulder doesn't yet still mean? Like its almost, as, if you could 'taste' The Water issue at the DoD! Already, an argument, won. It used to be a talking-piece. A conversation-piece. The urn or jug of water or whatever you call it. The flute or whatever...The vase would make but a talking piece on The Board. He knocked it over, first-time: not everyone gets it The First Time, or was it, 'no-one' does...Anyway, he didn't put any music in it. Hush. The vase is empty of spoons....There was no vase....

Like, one glass would say to the other, 'Was this ethereal exhaustion of atmospheric irrigation, then, in, vacuous void besides than vapourisation? Or, did you get to say any more?' ...And both cups would be satisfied that they were included, as often, as the 'shirts, collars, ties, and suits, had as much say with Twin Towers, as had The Cup-and-so-no-one knew-whether-it-weren't-corrupt! Which wasn't either the question! Thank God we know who owns it. Though. That's all. The main thing.

'Monthly reports' cannot be furnished! Yet Sales and Promotion can win back a Third Quarterly. What does this mean for the Business Plan that Facebook affects, and offsets, by sending us fleeting messages and inbox-spamming? I just don't know if its anything-of-an-argument against compelling evidence of business going on -which can't show, either, that it weren't...That, it ought have had seemed 'suitable', and not just for the sake of 'criteria-pleasing-Irish-Welfare'! Water-defending is it? Empire and Bible Bashing, then? That's not semantic then. I dunno. Water not itself? Maybe its confused...(!)

I have a revolutionary magazine; a No.1 Charting success; and, 15 Minutes of Fame are nearly up!
Figure: 4th Campaign: Unnecessary Mousclicks

Oh I would want to become a Porn Star soon, to wanna have better secure footing! Better believing this! And secret underground Magazines about subverting "The Government", but, only, Proportionately to career-watching going-on. Oh I'd say. That'll make Windows 10 followed by Iphones 9 showing who's boss! And, he thinks he's Famous! Of course he does! Soul-selling, and 'fame' then become one aversion, from the same cross of wisdom as which was Christs, when first averted post-Peshawar, for Windows, and then for Iphones, once more.

Who's not paying attention? Who's thinking for him now then? But then who's thinking at all. For, if everyone assumes the next man will do the thinking, then, no-one can! Slavery-dogma missed consciousness-dogma. and guess which one The Universe likes better? The State would be only as often a hussy-to-Satan if it were any-other-way, but-the-case. But, then, that's nothing in-the-end at-all, either. Utterly futile nonsense!

The Emperors New Clothes: The scam-Artist was codding us: he wasn't even trying! But, yet, he gets to say 'Front Page' now, and its at least one bit more real than 'His Own Website', merely. The drama of a One Man Game! Is-this-all-I-get? I don't even get a 'nice table' to look at! What about the comparatives? Who can call the semantic expression 'the duty', and yet hold their head up high? Who ordered this SALES AND PROMOTION TECHNIQUE? MRS BRUTON...WHERE THE FUCK...

Figure: 5th Campaign: PushPowerPromo
Was this what Irish Water was gonna risk everything for - a life being familiar, with, but, avoiding, 'Coding' as a school of Mathematical Thought? This must surely be some joke! Where is Executive Power from the soul gone to? Just following interventionism, it jumps ship! Where has it gone? INSERT CANNED LAUGHTER HERE Are we supposed to be, on our own, Cosmic Jokes? At least, he gets to say Cosmic Joke. I'm mean, he gets to say 'Front Page'. Shit. Good name for a band. 'The Front Pages'. Probably already is one...Wait 'four cycles' of this, and a Newspaper ought surely be in position...These workers aren't being paid, but, Welfare, and yet can't agree -behind who's one-another's-backs- 'Who's headhunting who?' for 'What Sales-Pitch'? Oi! Where's my Table? 'Graphs and Charts', come back here before 'crotchets and quavers' sees you. You... Oh... I... I... oughta....! Get-up-them-stairs...Where's Grandma ! Get the-wooden-spoon, get-up-that-field, scabooo!"



1st Campaign:

CHECK OUT THIS PROMO for the new site 'JONESY'S SHOP'!
Date of Campaign: 07/15
Item: Jonesy's Shop
URL on Web: http://nollaigmacsheoin.blogspot.com/2015/07/check-out-this-promo-for-new-site.html

2nd Campaign:

New Webpage from Jonesy's 'Dollars and Cents', Magazine
Date of Campaign: 08/15
Item: Magazine: 'Dollars & Cents'
URL on Web: http://nollaigmacsheoin.blogspot.com/2015/08/new-webpage-from-jonesys-dollars-and.html

3rd Campaign:

CHECK OUT THIS PROMO FOR THE JONESY FANCLUB PRESS-KIT
Date of Campaign: 08/15
Item: Jonesy Fanclub Mailing List
URL on Web: http://nollaigmacsheoin.blogspot.com/2015/08/check-out-this-promo-for-jonesy-fanclub.html

4th Campaign:

New Webpage from Jonesy's 'Campagin Against Unnecessary Mouseclicks', Magazine
Date of Campaign: 09/15
Item: Magazine: 'Campaign Against Unnecessary Mouseclicks'


URL on Web: http://nollaigmacsheoin.blogspot.com/2015/09/new-webpage-from-jonesys-campagin.html

5th Campaign:
Jonesy/NMS (@NMacSheoin)
Date of Campaign: 24/09/15 
Item: Music Website, 'PushPowerPromo'
'Jonesy/NMS' is a No.1 Charting artist Across each network! 
URL on Web: http://www.pushpowerpromo.com/user-submitted-music

http://nollaigmacsheoin.blogspot.ie/?view=snapshot


Sunday, September 20, 2015

New Webpage from Jonesy's 'Campaign Against Unnecessary Mouseclicks', Magazine

Fig: With a magazine looking like this, how can I be sure I don't run the fucking world? Just look at it..

New Webpage from Jonesy's 

'Campaign Against Unnecessary Mouseclicks',

Magazine: the Facebook Page

now also has a new Website!




Jonesy's 'Campaign Against Unnecessary Mouseclicks', Magazine, the Facebook Page, now also has a Website ready for release! Read further...

       Hey Folks!  
Only me! Jonesy/NMS has to show off his Magazines, one by one!!!
How Rich Does This Revolutionary Technology Magazine Look???? Someone wants to think that buttons would be expensive. Rather than that, but, that, they'd be wrong, instead: they'd be Overpriced...But this service is completely FREE to make and use...!!!! Under the Freemium Model, devolved, from the upper echelons of Hunger Games' and Elysium's pie in the sky, 'Cloud', formation of High-End Marketing's Web, recently, instead from Wix. 

If they wanted to, they could get to call us their Facebook slaves...Dunno what the Job Security is like though...See for yourself...
Jonesy's 'Campaign Against Unnecessary Mouseclicks', Magazine, the Facebook Page, now also has a Website ready for release! Read further...
If nobody visits from outside of Facebook, then the Facebook links at the bottom of the page will never mean anything to anyone. Unnecessary Buttons should be the next campaign. If NO-ONE new joins, otherwise, meantime, you can use it for back issue items, or get direct to FB 

Click the Use App feature on the Facebook Page to get back to the Magazine.

FEEDBACK is always a welcome sight.for (CRM). I...dunno...what them shit is. But pronto. Whoever is brave enough to leave their mark. A dog's bark of thanks for you, if you can dream up some sugar love, sweet honey-pie, shit, sick, wicked, sweet, loving, spacey, sounds... just kidding, write whatever comments ye like on it...
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Thursday, August 20, 2015

I thought it would be Disney and Pixar this month...ET and Star Wars...

Above: from the Facebook site The Houston Zombie Walk, https://www.facebook.com/TheHoustonZombieWalk


How could ET be a Jedi, but that he would be incoherent? Amnesia? Brain Damage? Mental Retardation? Good call, erm, Doctor, but maybe wrong science! IMO, It all ties instead neatly, on another plane, with...Bacteriology, at proportion, seen under a microscope, of a different Alien World, which, if we don't recognize, has the simplest of early beginnings ...of a beginning... to look like it might ...in-a-line, direct... with our inheritance and legacy, biologically, become, but-just-to-look-at-it ...Suppressed! So, then, the movie - Portraying this thematic content  - the artistic gumption requiring sufficient to let the cat out of the bag (just to make it for the helluvit) - has made it, and popularly well-known throughout human culture, but with a cultural mystery behind its such 'alien' beginnings. 


Under a microscope (good/evil, black/white, Dart Vader/Our Father, etc./etc.) - and with Ebola in the background - from another perspective, this topic could become immediate duty for top secret civil servants such as you might think otherwise would be taking calls from secret agents or sitting across from you at a cubical in the CIA where Neo ducks down, and something like fame gets away...but only as far as the window ledge and considering...


Dreams don't hang that long for us not to tell it is the full weight of human character, especially if you had time to conjure one hanging instead upside down - But yet a soul as knows a truth besides can be interrogated: "Tell us where you got the ET-weight from in-proportion - or we'll drop you" - and, then the consideration, 'But, then you don't become famous, dreamer' - or "shit, we'll make a different movie!" - The comparison of weight of a mobile phone (as proof of something smaller than Yoda) meantime, could be shaken out of it..."You're spying on the wrong fat lady"...oops - "commons consensus says shes not...Ebola? Napolean? Fat? - its all the same, ALIENS SMALIENS - where's the Titans! - they were stronger!...Fat? 


That Jonesy cat in the alien movies is fat!...monthly piss on the head...THIS Empire hasn't been described yet, nevermind Alien ones, big or small...the W.H.O. are in Hollywood - Men in Black probably shared this with you...it was all for a few good men and the cause of W.H.O.LLYWOOD Movies...I think the message of this neatly done professional piece of craftsmanship is that the dodgiest stories can be shown neatly in pictorial format much more simply for those who are unwilling to believe any proposition. 


Next interesting question is - and yet in such professional capacity - 'Why would you wish to' release this information: it has run dry in some secret extortion racket as spiritual fodder for behind the scenes manipulations of interests, it would seem - The Illuminati would be extorted at these such rates - "tell us where you got the storyboard or we'll make a storyboard-by-four about it." Someone has bridged the virtual visual realm with the virtual knowledge realm, and is able to imagine, and so now doesn't need the old ties...its a virtual headset birthday present for someone in some high place...Hypothesis: "Since I no longer need to imagine Yoda as the Holy Spirit, guiding to get one thing to compare to another - but, can see it with my own eyes - so also I no longer need to conceal the secret of the faith" - so keeping its such public domain propaganda in place, as with such fail-safe guardianship. 


Someone's new technology gadget in biotech has allowed them a revelation...A 3D bacteriological walk-through - is my guess...they can walk amongst bacteria in a virtual set-up - and so they don't have to keep Yoda as a bridge between diminutive things quiet any more - they can say hello like talking to a traffic light - but they'd feel stupid - even though they would know its a true communication - yet it is nothing to shout about in the crazy stakes...and so instead make crazy art - like since we've told the connection between the Abyss and Aliens lets tell the connection between Yoda and ET - since we can already do the walk through of the alien world...they also have buddies in cops and protection rackets who would exact money for the prize - and redeem often its protection in the high secure levels of that psychopathic shadow-Illuminati which goes on on the sphere in real time...


Add 'Copyright' to that argument and then they're arguing 'Heresy' in the editing room at the boardroom's contempt.




Piss-Take Protectionism's News Media Fake Photography Competitions


(Reaction to Piss-Take Photography Competition, trickling down to Facebook wall, appearing in 'Mandatory Magazine' [link below])  

"Internet, can I get a Soft-Copy of a Lexicon, a Router-Side navigation map - and - while you're at it - I have some smudges on my holiday snaps - shit - Internet you are clever - just hand over the Top Ten List of Characteristics of Fakability and stop patronizing us with Corporate Win-Wins" -Dear Mandatory, your fake story's fake-Consortium-Boardroom-discussion is invoiceable, hypothetically, thusly:-

PR is the worst at PR's own job - it works for money, you see...Whereas working besides than -for money'- is working against its own tide, hence it needs to pull 'this crap'...Instead of releasing a parachute-like Top-Ten-list of 'Characteristics of Highly Fakable Video-Evidence' and concerning itself with treatment of evidence in inadmissibility, in legal cases ...causing 'Fraudulent Deviance', and such problems, of injustice, in law cases, elsewhere...elsewhere, than at its Media Frontline's Partyline, concerning the status of photographic imagery (which won't budge from a 'must-cause-profit-and-hate-salespitch', rather than 'must-be-ethical' one instead...And, what with privacy beyond-the-wizards-curtain peeked-at by warrant-less spying - 'Ten Reasons why Video Evidence is Mistrusted' wouldn't behoove itself to deflate its own cosy extortion racket's pixelated-frame video-evidence pricing-schedule...

Instead, its trying to sell tourism and terrorism as a win-win - so as to plug its own hole, believing its own propaganda, and being too mutually self-unappreciative of its own dilemmas effects on the consciousness of The Public At Large...-to do anything, competently, about its problem: - (Imagine the Boardroom of the Central Marketing Investors:) 'The "Fakable" makes the "Charitable" look like "Complicity for "Duplicity"' - "and yet the "Shadow" references the "Theme"... 'Its too bespoke for This Season' - Or, don't they know their own game?

Some Corporate Central High-End Marketing God-Delusion places 'Help' at the far end of their tool bar, while designing IBM's business ethic before Microsoft, overlooking that solutions are brought ahead of their problems, at the turn of Y2K, and there is nothing more, semantically, a computer can do, but allow winging, moaning, and pretending its human-like whining leakages of transparency policies -or tin foil hats- are sufficient evidence of witchcraft, instead of pursuing proper design channels and hence proper law...Ending-up looking like Salem Witch Trials is a precursor to Planet-of-the-Apes...type...ape-shit...But, someone has the good sense to say - but what about Madeleine McCann - we could still get something out of the visual theme -is there a last straw?

Maybe Big Tech Security Camera contracts on beaches from now on, for now, and then make our way further inland until satellites are watching everyone- but, with General Agreement from The Public after some neat tweaking of their sensibilities - with gossip and idle hearsay. And, this, besides than appreciate that the problem is already fixed, and we just have to find out why we fixed it, or some post-Matrix boardroom-psychobabble-claptrap, besides...which pleases The Board or The Investors - but not The Public - as they can't be pleased by That Which Can't Do Anything Right, in its eyes, but that it is the complainer of its own problem - the problem of its own complaint, being, and so to announce itself is to admit its weakness, and downfall...

It is That Which is Sworn to Protect Us, and yet also that which, upon intervention, is our abuse...and so it needs to marry each such theme - being The Terrorist, The Abuser, the Holiday-Snap-Industry-Press, with long angle lens...Juxtaposing its opposite, with the tide (just bought, last six months, now with its 'post-six monthly run-around' with tide symbols), thinking it has an Imprisoned Mind only to lecture to, this month...Like last month, it hadn't Windows 10 to hide behind, in the face of the onslaught in its calendar of endless anniversaries of Septembers, leaning monthly-post for Whomever The Corporation deems worthy of its random letters in their Welfare citizenship to look forward to next month, instead...instead, of looking for monthly Corporate shame, looking but instead for their own, being "anything but Windows" in the frame - this is 'anything but Windows in the frame' - as tame - whereas, elsewhere, it'll be ravaging like a monster...'Just-hand-over-the-top-ten-characteristics-of-fakable images-and-get-to-the-fucking-point...'

http://www.mandatory.com/2015/08/20/a-couple-asked-for-photoshop-help-and-the-internet-rose-to-the-o/?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00002185

Saturday, August 15, 2015

'The fear of going to prison is horrible'


#IrishWater Section 12 trial - Defend the right to protestWednesdayat 10:30am - 5:30pmThe Criminal Court of...
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(from 'thejournal.ie':<>)*

<‘The fear of going to prison is horrible’: Jobstown protesters still haven’t been told they’re being charged

Jobstown residents arrested in connection with the protest said they feel they did no wrong.>

[Author:] You could learn Korean immediately you might stand a chance, then gain a defence, as they do print the Magna Carta in Greek...these days....also, even for Korean Speakers....that might help...well, Barabas either...or at least his timing, is part of the wave: Mission: Murder Hope'...but defending against Herod and Judas at the same time?...Well that's a bit contrived... of the costumes department...well...now...and well-contrived...no, its good, honest! shit!!!!
They bid things like fair-play, how should they know better, have they not seen Planet Earth's kitchen, its anything but fair...and they ask to represent...I dunno...what should be done...you can't keep inventing new carbon numbers...maybe the environment wasn't expecting to have to play....but have you seen the signs? Pirate Alien flags in the clouds they're everywhere, blackened the sky, and shit...Neon Lights....
...Maybe there's deserving for this...Heretics while Half Naked Uttering Prophecies Act...the right might fall for that...but will it stick? Maybe rather than try pin the egg-counting on the act, maybe have the act stick to the egg-counting...and then turn it once while browning on the other side....and simmer...maybe say the Heretics While Half Naked Uttering Prophecies Act, 2014, it could be read from the video -
the law enshrined into the canon - and the first virtual law read directly from VT made for the rest of all Eternity for the investors in 'What-this-dog-with-fleas-gone-do-for-money' - or was it the Seventh Testament of the Bible already on the table? The Fall of the Stand at Jobstown? Paid-Barking Contests, more like....that could monetize The Internet....
maybe 'egg-throwing with lasers'...we could ask an audience do it yearly as tradition, like a riot...They get lasers; we get eggs...you know: fair play....we can't think of anything else...-'Is he or isn't he Jesus?', just answer the fucking question, the Koreans don't have all day...what do the right expect?
That we can sell eggs to the Koreans come back from Justin Bieber and still yet have hands worth typing not too tired from egg-treking that we can tell there is a direct line to draw between Ebola virus planning and this shit - but Ms Bruton wasn't even wearing whites...how does she know she was governing?...

We fronting the our Mexican eggs as, having had started it again this time...but Washington didn't start it last time either...I can't tell what's fake - its multinational image abuse - its too overpowering....maybe it was him - I could spot a fit up for a line-up anywhere...Do you think the public will be asked a more fair question...was it Justin Bieber or wasn't it?...You know...egg-throwing...I dunno the Koreans are so much better at it - overarm...throw...timing of the leagues of Satan could be farther from needing any truth....and stretch and throw, and stretch...and twerking, maybe throw while twerking...they're pooing the egg-throwing...what are we to do?

*[The Quote in headline above is from 'Michelle Hennesy' on 'thejournal.ie'...
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