Because of 'Too much "Soul-Selling" Shameless Self Promotion Advertising', the Musicians on board, just through their absence, have gone On Strike! The Albeit Imaginary Board meets, nonetheless, to discuss...: 'Third Quarterly End of Promotion Cycle Summary_Issue 1_24/09/15'. 'The State of Monthly Reports', and 'Three-monthly Quarterly Cycles' are on-time, and yet look at the state of them! Not a 'Monthly Report' the whole-year-long to speak of, not alone since Last Xmas recap of the foregoing year, but, since November 2009! Figure: 1st Campaign: Jonesy's Shop Executive? Sure! But, not Power! That Sales and Promotion! Pfff! And, Training! Pfff! (muffled German accent, aside: 'end-uzeer has-tell-tako-veer-beats'....ha ha ti-hi-ti-hi tkkkkkkkkkk......) As these aren't since Welfare! Well, they are aren't, also, doing Hostile-Takeover-Biddings...of Irish Water! On the determinism! ...Of the Corporate Centr...