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Thursday, September 24, 2015

Third Quarterly_End-of-Promotion-Cycle-Summary_Blog_Issue 1_24/09/15


Because of 'Too much "Soul-Selling" Shameless Self Promotion Advertising', the Musicians on board, just through their absence, have gone On Strike! The Albeit Imaginary Board meets, nonetheless, to discuss...:


'Third Quarterly End of Promotion Cycle Summary_Issue 1_24/09/15'.

'The State of Monthly Reports', and 'Three-monthly Quarterly Cycles' are on-time, and yet look at the state of them! Not a 'Monthly Report' the whole-year-long to speak of, not alone since Last Xmas recap of the foregoing year, but, since November 2009!

JONESY'S SHOP: FirstComeFirstServe
Figure: 1st Campaign: Jonesy's Shop
Executive? Sure! But, not Power! That Sales and Promotion! Pfff! And, Training! Pfff! (muffled German accent, aside: 'end-uzeer has-tell-tako-veer-beats'....ha ha ti-hi-ti-hi tkkkkkkkkkk......) As these aren't since Welfare! Well, they are aren't, also, doing Hostile-Takeover-Biddings...of Irish Water! On the determinism! ...Of the Corporate Centrist Dictated Agenda! Predetermined! In Fact...And, to the predilection of the Editors and Schedule Managers, nonetheless doubtless rest assured. To argue. As Clock-watching! Mere mortals! To find answerability to 'the responsible, whereof', of course...But, that said, it were in some defined taste, a Seven Years Bad Luck Project well won! But, that it shows...The Board...up, thusly: in light of the End-User's Automated Slavish Tasks:

No Monthly reports, yet Three Quarterlies: Able...So it can't be an attitude-thing? Then? Can it? (if its not only stupidity!) But, not that "The Board" need regard 'all-of-its-assets-at-once' (as any Overhead), as if to say "To look upon The Workforce" and reflect, "Of that which inspires... Even, grammar, getting this far! Pfff! -"...the Document Process -it has been called to a halt- in the Captain's Log's wariness, as equal to such a demand: "none of that Advertising crap, or else we're On Strike". from fingers...you'll know who it means...agent fiddly-bits, undercover.

Figure: 2nd Campaign: Dollars & Cents
Somebody's Enquiry into 'Reason' isn't getting enough attention to justify the universal aspect of...wait...what...sorry, he's a little what?...Sorry?...What?...Shy...is it?...I'm shy!...I see!.... Advertisers 'on-strike' because of 'soul-selling-dogma', encroaching upon the eight-hours Practice due, 'Workers', on-board, to call it an Artform! Only Division of Labour and a 'Need-to-Know Basis' of Compartmentalisation Processes could make Britney Spears and Jordon seem as though being from the same Universe; and, back to The Galaxy with 'Footballers Wives'. That's a mood to set. 'Reality' owns 'Queen of The Galaxy'. I see.

And so its abrupt, isn't it! Like -there you go: 'Front page' of a 'Magazine' and -you're complaining? And, I'd say, you made due effort against it 'happening' too. Even if it was completely accidental. You're not sorry, either! Even if its Automated! Like an absurd Cartoon! And, you're a slave! And, you had nothing to do with planning any of it!

Figure: 3rd Campaign: Jonesy Fanclub
But, then can you really complain? Like, is there really a complaint, in-all-of The Christian Calendars of-all-of, The Mono-linguistic, English-speaking, American and English, English Speaking worlds...Monolinguistically, merely. Is there really anything Shoulder to Shoulder doesn't yet still mean? Like its almost, as, if you could 'taste' The Water issue at the DoD! Already, an argument, won. It used to be a talking-piece. A conversation-piece. The urn or jug of water or whatever you call it. The flute or whatever...The vase would make but a talking piece on The Board. He knocked it over, first-time: not everyone gets it The First Time, or was it, 'no-one' does...Anyway, he didn't put any music in it. Hush. The vase is empty of spoons....There was no vase....

Like, one glass would say to the other, 'Was this ethereal exhaustion of atmospheric irrigation, then, in, vacuous void besides than vapourisation? Or, did you get to say any more?' ...And both cups would be satisfied that they were included, as often, as the 'shirts, collars, ties, and suits, had as much say with Twin Towers, as had The Cup-and-so-no-one knew-whether-it-weren't-corrupt! Which wasn't either the question! Thank God we know who owns it. Though. That's all. The main thing.

'Monthly reports' cannot be furnished! Yet Sales and Promotion can win back a Third Quarterly. What does this mean for the Business Plan that Facebook affects, and offsets, by sending us fleeting messages and inbox-spamming? I just don't know if its anything-of-an-argument against compelling evidence of business going on -which can't show, either, that it weren't...That, it ought have had seemed 'suitable', and not just for the sake of 'criteria-pleasing-Irish-Welfare'! Water-defending is it? Empire and Bible Bashing, then? That's not semantic then. I dunno. Water not itself? Maybe its confused...(!)

I have a revolutionary magazine; a No.1 Charting success; and, 15 Minutes of Fame are nearly up!
Figure: 4th Campaign: Unnecessary Mousclicks

Oh I would want to become a Porn Star soon, to wanna have better secure footing! Better believing this! And secret underground Magazines about subverting "The Government", but, only, Proportionately to career-watching going-on. Oh I'd say. That'll make Windows 10 followed by Iphones 9 showing who's boss! And, he thinks he's Famous! Of course he does! Soul-selling, and 'fame' then become one aversion, from the same cross of wisdom as which was Christs, when first averted post-Peshawar, for Windows, and then for Iphones, once more.

Who's not paying attention? Who's thinking for him now then? But then who's thinking at all. For, if everyone assumes the next man will do the thinking, then, no-one can! Slavery-dogma missed consciousness-dogma. and guess which one The Universe likes better? The State would be only as often a hussy-to-Satan if it were any-other-way, but-the-case. But, then, that's nothing in-the-end at-all, either. Utterly futile nonsense!

The Emperors New Clothes: The scam-Artist was codding us: he wasn't even trying! But, yet, he gets to say 'Front Page' now, and its at least one bit more real than 'His Own Website', merely. The drama of a One Man Game! Is-this-all-I-get? I don't even get a 'nice table' to look at! What about the comparatives? Who can call the semantic expression 'the duty', and yet hold their head up high? Who ordered this SALES AND PROMOTION TECHNIQUE? MRS BRUTON...WHERE THE FUCK...

Figure: 5th Campaign: PushPowerPromo
Was this what Irish Water was gonna risk everything for - a life being familiar, with, but, avoiding, 'Coding' as a school of Mathematical Thought? This must surely be some joke! Where is Executive Power from the soul gone to? Just following interventionism, it jumps ship! Where has it gone? INSERT CANNED LAUGHTER HERE Are we supposed to be, on our own, Cosmic Jokes? At least, he gets to say Cosmic Joke. I'm mean, he gets to say 'Front Page'. Shit. Good name for a band. 'The Front Pages'. Probably already is one...Wait 'four cycles' of this, and a Newspaper ought surely be in position...These workers aren't being paid, but, Welfare, and yet can't agree -behind who's one-another's-backs- 'Who's headhunting who?' for 'What Sales-Pitch'? Oi! Where's my Table? 'Graphs and Charts', come back here before 'crotchets and quavers' sees you. You... Oh... I... I... oughta....! Get-up-them-stairs...Where's Grandma ! Get the-wooden-spoon, get-up-that-field, scabooo!"



1st Campaign:

CHECK OUT THIS PROMO for the new site 'JONESY'S SHOP'!
Date of Campaign: 07/15
Item: Jonesy's Shop
URL on Web: http://nollaigmacsheoin.blogspot.com/2015/07/check-out-this-promo-for-new-site.html

2nd Campaign:

New Webpage from Jonesy's 'Dollars and Cents', Magazine
Date of Campaign: 08/15
Item: Magazine: 'Dollars & Cents'
URL on Web: http://nollaigmacsheoin.blogspot.com/2015/08/new-webpage-from-jonesys-dollars-and.html

3rd Campaign:

CHECK OUT THIS PROMO FOR THE JONESY FANCLUB PRESS-KIT
Date of Campaign: 08/15
Item: Jonesy Fanclub Mailing List
URL on Web: http://nollaigmacsheoin.blogspot.com/2015/08/check-out-this-promo-for-jonesy-fanclub.html

4th Campaign:

New Webpage from Jonesy's 'Campagin Against Unnecessary Mouseclicks', Magazine
Date of Campaign: 09/15
Item: Magazine: 'Campaign Against Unnecessary Mouseclicks'


URL on Web: http://nollaigmacsheoin.blogspot.com/2015/09/new-webpage-from-jonesys-campagin.html

5th Campaign:
Jonesy/NMS (@NMacSheoin)
Date of Campaign: 24/09/15 
Item: Music Website, 'PushPowerPromo'
'Jonesy/NMS' is a No.1 Charting artist Across each network! 
URL on Web: http://www.pushpowerpromo.com/user-submitted-music

http://nollaigmacsheoin.blogspot.ie/?view=snapshot


Sunday, September 20, 2015

New Webpage from Jonesy's 'Campaign Against Unnecessary Mouseclicks', Magazine

Fig: With a magazine looking like this, how can I be sure I don't run the fucking world? Just look at it..

New Webpage from Jonesy's 

'Campaign Against Unnecessary Mouseclicks',

Magazine: the Facebook Page

now also has a new Website!




Jonesy's 'Campaign Against Unnecessary Mouseclicks', Magazine, the Facebook Page, now also has a Website ready for release! Read further...

       Hey Folks!  
Only me! Jonesy/NMS has to show off his Magazines, one by one!!!
How Rich Does This Revolutionary Technology Magazine Look???? Someone wants to think that buttons would be expensive. Rather than that, but, that, they'd be wrong, instead: they'd be Overpriced...But this service is completely FREE to make and use...!!!! Under the Freemium Model, devolved, from the upper echelons of Hunger Games' and Elysium's pie in the sky, 'Cloud', formation of High-End Marketing's Web, recently, instead from Wix. 

If they wanted to, they could get to call us their Facebook slaves...Dunno what the Job Security is like though...See for yourself...
Jonesy's 'Campaign Against Unnecessary Mouseclicks', Magazine, the Facebook Page, now also has a Website ready for release! Read further...
If nobody visits from outside of Facebook, then the Facebook links at the bottom of the page will never mean anything to anyone. Unnecessary Buttons should be the next campaign. If NO-ONE new joins, otherwise, meantime, you can use it for back issue items, or get direct to FB 

Click the Use App feature on the Facebook Page to get back to the Magazine.

FEEDBACK is always a welcome sight.for (CRM). I...dunno...what them shit is. But pronto. Whoever is brave enough to leave their mark. A dog's bark of thanks for you, if you can dream up some sugar love, sweet honey-pie, shit, sick, wicked, sweet, loving, spacey, sounds... just kidding, write whatever comments ye like on it...
With a magazine looking this good, how can its editor be sure that he doesn't run the whole fucking world? Just look at it...! 15 minutes of fame is getting fat! No one publication should have all this power. To be read only with care and attention as supervised by Electronic Frontier Foundation, Internet Society, and BBC Click, 'Protectionist Guardian Angels'! 
If you hate Viruses and Pop-up Ads, OR if you're not happy with the general commercial direction of the Internet, with click-thru rates as the currency by which your virtual soul is enslaved, and hence of your traded oppression, and the cyphening of your Value-Added Data-time to a faceless Corporate Monolith, OR if you're researching better and efficient means in Revolutionary Information Age Technology, 'Campaign Against Unnecessary Mouseclicks' is a database of smut full of it. Read further here.- Help solve Jonesy's content issue, Donate your articles here...- 
If nobody visits from outside of Facebook, then the Facebook links at the bottom of the page will never mean anything to anyone. Unnecessary Buttons should be the next campaign if NO-ONE new joins!!!! Otherwise, meantime, you can use it for back issue items, or go direct to FB (Click the Use App feature on the Facebook Page to get back to the Magazine).
Its really persistent world demons in the virtual realm from Grandpa's Elves and Shoemakers Fairy Brigade that made this facility. Its only workable if its automated. That's true, the Editor said, there is no editor, its automated. This is the end! Ha ha ha, (evil laugh in brackets).



Web Design by Noel Jones, acting on behalf of Enscam Web Design. Copyright Enscam 2015. All other Copyrights are owned by their owners.
This is an Advertising Promotion for Technology Magazine 'Campaign Against Unnecessary Mouseclicks' Webpage on 'Jonesy's Website': 



Friday, August 28, 2015

New Webpage from Jonesy's 'Dollars and Cents', Magazine


New Webpage from Jonesy's 'Dollars and Cents', Magazine: the Facebook Page, now has a Website!


Fig: With a magazine looking like this, how can I be sure I don't run the fucking world? Just look at it..


Jonesy's 'Dollars and Cents', Magazine, the Facebook Page, now has a Website ready for release! Read further...

If you're researching Revolutionary Internet Memes about money, 'Dollars and Cents' is a database of smut full of them. Read further here.- Help solve Jonesy's content issue, Donate your articles here...- If no-one were watching this mystical spinning CUBE, would the stories on its faces yet seem so important? Click the Facebook Page Link at the base of the Magazine page for back issue items, or go direct to FBClick the Use App feature on the Facebook Page to get back to the Magazine.

With a magazine looking this good, how can its editor be sure that he doesn't run the whole fucking world? Just look at it...! 15 minutes of fame is getting fat! No one publication should have all this power. To be read only with care and attention as supervised by Photoshop's Protectionist Guardian Angels! Its really persistent world demons in the virtual realm from Grandpa's Elves and Shoemakers Fairy Brigade that made this facility. Its only workable if its automated. That's true, the Editor said, there is no editor, its automated. This is the end! Ha ha ha, (evil laugh in brackets).



Web Design by Noel Jones, acting on behalf of Enscam Web Design. Copyright Enscam 2015. All other copyrights are owned by their owners.

This is an advertising promotion for Economics Magazine 'Dollars and Cents' Webpage on 'Jonesy's Website': http://goo.gl/5j0rWp

Saturday, August 15, 2015

CHECK OUT THIS PROMO FOR THE JONESY FANCLUB PRESS-KIT




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CHECK OUT 'JONESY'S' cool new online 'FANCLUB':



SHARE from the FREE OFFER in this New release: 'Press-kit Promo' for Jonesy-NMS Fanclub...from an ad, within an ad, within an ad -why is there no singing? ...he's talking about it!...http://firstcomefirstserve.wix.com/fanclubpresskit


Hey Folks!


LOG ON, and watch-this-space, not to miss upcoming new-releases from 'Artist, Jonesy/NMS' and 'FirstComeFirstServe - Web Design Applications, from Enscam Web Design'. There's freebees contained herein that look like sweets, so they ought sell like hot cakes! Tell all your friends!

Introducing: 'FirstComeFirstServe'! Bringing you a selection of Web Apps and Music...In case you haven't caught up yet,



JONESY/NMS has three Demos, an ALBUM: 'ENGINES & LEAVES', and 'BELLS & WHISTLES' EP - both now fully available to download from his new online shop, and a fictitious motion picture soundtrack, inspired by the movie 'X-men'. All copyrights are their owners.
Thanks! Jonesy/NMS!





P.S. Dear 'End-Users',

Have you used 'Pageboard' and found it useful? 'FirstComeFirstServe' should like to hear from you! Send your comments and suggestions for improvements or sign up for updates, email:








Everything Here is 'FREE TO DOWNLOAD' and 'Donations: Optional' (so far!)



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Tuesday, July 14, 2015

CHECK OUT THIS PROMO for the new site 'JONESY'S SHOP'!






JONESY'S SHOP: FirstComeFirstServe
JONESY'S SHOP: FirstComeFirstServe
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CHECK OUT JONESY'S cool new online SHOP:
Hey Folks!
Introducing: 'FirstComeFirstServe'! Bringing you a selection of Web Apps and Music...In case you haven't caught up yet, JONESY/NMS has two Demos, an ALBUM: 'ENGINES & LEAVES', and 'BELLS & WHISTLES' EP - both now fully available to download from his new online shop
Watch them, proverbial metaphorical 'ants' marching off the shelves, themselves; like 'Crotchets & Quavers' & 'Copy & Paste', they march right back on again, to strict order of paywalls, obediently: looking right at least, if not sounding at all much optimal and resourceful for radio just quite yet! But it looks nice at least!
But never fear: Everything Here is 'FREE TO DOWNLOAD' and 'Donations: Optional'
'PAGEBOARD' is a Social Web Navigator which functions as a substitute homepage. I've found it useful, and particularly indispensable in breaking the habit of getting 'stuck' to one site only, while searching freely online. Future releases of the same design concept may have the End-User swinging 'rope to rope' in The Jungle: ya never know!
LOG ON, and watch-this-space, not to miss upcoming new-releases from 'Artist, Jonesy/NMS' and 'FirstComeFirstServe - Web Design Applications, from Enscam Web Design'. There's freebees contained herein that look like sweets, so they ought sell like hot cakes! Tell all your friends!
Thanks! Jonesy/NMS!